ruoruomi:

Brother

pockopeas:

pockopeas:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

pharmacriminal:

love-cows-hate-govt-simple-as:

Austin?

Everywhere

ms-demeanor:

catgirlqueer:

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair:

God Bless Our Troops*

*little old women who are nice to cashiers at fabric stores

You respect cashier? You respect them like the human being?

Oh! Savings for Grandmother! Savings for One Thousand Years!

ari-kanon:

Plus Size Women Fairytale Princess Bow Embroidery Lilac Dress

musclemanveryregular:

chongoblog:

musclemanveryregular:

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your entire hand.

“holy shit this blew up uhhh be sure to follow my-”

No. We don’t do that here. The only reason you know this post was made today is because Musk announced he was buying it today. You can reblog posts made ten years ago, and they will still feel evergreen.

And no matter how old a post is, I will be able to draw two cards from my deck

You know who else will be able to draw two cards from their deck?

That’s against the rules, isn’t it??????

NOT WHEN I ACTIVATE MY TRAP CARD: MY MOM

[ID: muscle man holding up a trap card with a picture of his mom on it. /end ID]

nicostiel:

what a precious family ♡

lesbian-toddhoward:

bill gates trying to play your gamecube while garfield’s on fire from fucking up mac n cheese moodboard